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Trintek Guide to Employee Performance Appraisal
Performance Factors |
FAR EXCEEDS JOB REQUIREMENTS |
* |
MEETS JOB REQUIREMENTS |
NEEDS SOME IMPROVEMENT |
DOES NOT MEET MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Quality |
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound |
Must have a running start to leap over tall buildings |
Can only leap over a short building or medium one with no spires |
Crashes into buildings when attempting to leap over them |
Cannot even recognize buildings much less jump over them |
Timeliness |
Is faster than a speeding bullet |
Is as fast as a speeding bullet |
Not quite as fast as a speeding bullet |
Would you believe a slow bullet? |
Wounds self with bullets when attempting to shoot a gun |
Initiative |
Is stronger than a locomotive |
Is stronger than a bull elephant |
Is stronger than a bull |
Shoots the bull |
Smells like a bull |
Adaptability |
Walks on water consistently |
Walks on water in emergencies |
Washes with water |
Drinks water |
Passes water in emergencies |
Communication |
Talks with God |
Talks with the angels |
Talks to self |
Argues with self |
Loses those arguments |
* Trintek employs only those people who at least exceed job requirements
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